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18 November 2008

Compare X and Y - the physical and psychological similarities and differences.

Today me and my friend did a research on these 2 persons which compare X and Y - the physical and psychological similarities and differences.There are 18 similarities and 9 differences on both of them. Below are the similarities before we proceed to differences.

Similarities:-

1) Both of their face are BIG, FAT like a Char Siew Pau face. (char siew pau = a chinese steam
bun that filled with pork meat)
2) They CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT & REALITY when an individual comment on them.
3) Both their SIZE are "GIGANTIC" and SHORT with BLUNT FEATURES, also FAT FINGERS
4) SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
5) BACK-STABBERS BITCH.
6) THINK THEY ARE THE FINEST by SHOW OFF or EXAGGERATE about with everything.
Really a DRAMA QUEEN.
7) HORRENDOUS, HIDEOUS-BIDEOUS, etc. (don't know what else to describe on IT)
8) Both of them really a WANNABES by thinking they are ENGLISH-BRED, but actually just
another BLOODY FAT AH LIAN. PUI!!!!!!!
9) Talk about hair, theirs are really SHITEOUS!!!!!!!!
10) They had SMALL, BEADY, SLITTY EYES.
11) BIG, BLOATED STOMACH they had.
12) CELLULITE-RIDDEN.
13) LOVE TO BE MISS HUNCHBACK!!!!! Hope hunchback of northe dame could throw himself
down from the tower!!!!!
14) COPYCATS which like to copy people's style or be the same level as their friends!!!! Oh
PUI!!!!! I want to add on, everyone have their own style, purlease!!!!!
15) LIARS-LIARS SLIMY PANTIES on FIRE (esp. one of them towards the boyfriend)
16) PRETENDERS. But we could see thru you, WHORES!!!!!!!!!
17) They have NO FASHION SENSE. NO TASTE. NOR SLANDER. Most of the time wearing the
same old clothes. We think all the clothes in the world not enough to make their clothes. I
guess, they also break the mirrors.
18) They are WASTING THE SPACE on THIS EARTH and just INCREASE THE WORLD'S
POPULATION.

Now we going to see the DIFFERENCE:-

BIG (which we labeled it that way)

Elephant (actually the hideous one)

Big, hearty, fat laughter.

Chirpy, “sweet” laugh.

Smart & scheming.

Scheming, but so stupid.

A bit taller.

Short as hell = low.

Talks like pasar malam fish monger, sits like a ah-soh at the kopitiam.

Talks like a squeaky squirrel. So called, IRRITATING.

Short, fugly bob.

Long, stale, slimy hair.

Takes better care of her teeth, but still as bad cause the shit that comes out from her mouth causes the decay, odor and air pollution.

Got ugly smokers’ teeth. Brownish, yellowish with lots of shit. (literally!!!!)

Loves to sleep like a fucking sow.

Sleeps too but, not much. But then still like a dead person wearing around.

Claims she stopped smoking and alcohol. But just a totally cow dung. Follows people around.

Smokes on her favorite cheap cigarettes and cause her like a chimney. That explains the 4 and 6. Maybe even point 3.

Acts like an opinion leader. And stupid followers just worship her.

Acts / tries to be an opinion leader but fails miserably to do so. Only her pariah doggie boy follows the owner.

Borrower. E.g. clothes


Thief. E.g. stealing clothes from shops.

Cheapskate.


Just pretend to be rich.

Kiasu.


Kiasi.


15 November 2008

Thank You!

For the past 2 weeks, my mood is kind of down and don't know what to think and do. It is just like a lost soul wondering around. Of course, also try to "act as if nothing happen on my face. I've been trying to put on the mask where ever I go. But too bad, I'm not good in those "acting" skills. Then, text, calls and MSN message dropped by and asked me how am I feeling? everyday. Thanks to you guys for your concern. People that I would like to thank is Audrey, Andrew, Alvin, Bryan, Boris, Frankie, Ralph Yong, Sean and Jamie (so far these are friends which I want to thank.
THANK YOU!!!!!
LOVE YOU!!!!

08 November 2008

Where is my love?

I’ve never taste a long term relationship but I’ve tasted the days without relationship.

The day I came out from the hole and wanted to feel the love again but now it seems like just going back, like the crab that went into the shell.

Also, like the previous post which the little kid who lose his balloon, now the balloon has no air inside and it had come down from the sky again and drops on the land.

I do know some of them couldn’t really easily forget the past.

I always ask myself how long can it be?

Or will it be forever until the day they die?

06 November 2008

The Boy and The Balloon



A young kid bought a balloon at the fair. He was very happy. He walk to the park and see the birds and towards the way back home. Suddenly, his shoe lace was off and he try to tie it back. Unfortunately, the balloon on his hand just went off from his hand and the boy just look at it don't know how to react towards it.

05 November 2008

New US President



US election 08 has come to an end today. As the Americans has decided who will be going to be their new leader to lead the country and influence the parts of the world. Congratulations to Barack Obama! Who has been elected as the new US President. Besides that, he is going to be the first black American President to change the America's life and history. He has been always described as the new 21st century JFK. But not least, Martin Luther King, Jr.'s dream also came true today. This is his famous speech "I Have A Dream" - "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

I really got inspired by the slogans of their campaigns. "I'm asking you to believe. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington....I'm asking you to believe in yours." Of cause Malaysian also hope that one day all races have the equality to lead this country.

- Well Done Americans -

04 November 2008

Moodless



After receiving your late text message today which you asked me to give you some time for the relationship. I was totally so mood-less and don't know what to think of. This is not the first time, it is the second time. I seriously hope to receive a piece of good news. I've been single for so long and now I thought I can have a new start and like a turtle coming out from the hole. Besides that, quiet some close friends do encourage me to take up a new relationship, that's why I do so. If you need times, I give you.

Well, beside of the mood-less day, me and Audrey went to KLCC to walkabout and take some Skinny-T ads which wrapped the whole KLCC LRT station. This is for our IMC assignment. When we are on our way back and we took the LRT, there's these 2 Pakistani or whatsoever people, they talk so loud and the person who sat between them sure suffer. And I couldn't understand why they can't sit side by side and talk? Cause before that there's this uncle sat between them and after the uncle got off from Masjid Jamek LRT, then this lady sat down. Pitty that lady. I guess she feel like sticking the scotch tape on both of them. haha. While for me I felt so irritating!!!!




02 November 2008

Final Year Project Survey

I still need more people help me to do the survey. Especially Malays and Indians. If you guys got any Malays and Indians friends, do ask them to fill up the survey. Your help is much appreciated.
Thanks! =)

Just click on this link.

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