Similarities:-
1) Both of their face are BIG, FAT like a Char Siew Pau face. (char siew pau = a chinese steam
bun that filled with pork meat)
2) They CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT & REALITY when an individual comment on them.
3) Both their SIZE are "GIGANTIC" and SHORT with BLUNT FEATURES, also FAT FINGERS
4) SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
5) BACK-STABBERS BITCH.
6) THINK THEY ARE THE FINEST by SHOW OFF or EXAGGERATE about with everything.
Really a DRAMA QUEEN.
7) HORRENDOUS, HIDEOUS-BIDEOUS, etc. (don't know what else to describe on IT)
8) Both of them really a WANNABES by thinking they are ENGLISH-BRED, but actually just
another BLOODY FAT AH LIAN. PUI!!!!!!!
9) Talk about hair, theirs are really SHITEOUS!!!!!!!!
10) They had SMALL, BEADY, SLITTY EYES.
11) BIG, BLOATED STOMACH they had.
12) CELLULITE-RIDDEN.
13) LOVE TO BE MISS HUNCHBACK!!!!! Hope hunchback of northe dame could throw himself
down from the tower!!!!!
14) COPYCATS which like to copy people's style or be the same level as their friends!!!! Oh
PUI!!!!! I want to add on, everyone have their own style, purlease!!!!!
15) LIARS-LIARS SLIMY PANTIES on FIRE (esp. one of them towards the boyfriend)
16) PRETENDERS. But we could see thru you, WHORES!!!!!!!!!
17) They have NO FASHION SENSE. NO TASTE. NOR SLANDER. Most of the time wearing the
same old clothes. We think all the clothes in the world not enough to make their clothes. I
guess, they also break the mirrors.
18) They are WASTING THE SPACE on THIS EARTH and just INCREASE THE WORLD'S
POPULATION.
Now we going to see the DIFFERENCE:-
| BIG (which we labeled it that way) | Elephant (actually the hideous one) |
| Big, hearty, fat laughter. | Chirpy, “sweet” laugh. |
| Smart & scheming. | Scheming, but so stupid. |
| A bit taller. | Short as hell = low. |
| Talks like pasar malam fish monger, sits like a ah-soh at the kopitiam. | Talks like a squeaky squirrel. So called, IRRITATING. |
| Short, fugly bob. | Long, stale, slimy hair. |
| Takes better care of her teeth, but still as bad cause the shit that comes out from her mouth causes the decay, odor and air pollution. | Got ugly smokers’ teeth. Brownish, yellowish with lots of shit. (literally!!!!) |
| Loves to sleep like a fucking sow. | Sleeps too but, not much. But then still like a dead person wearing around. |
| Claims she stopped smoking and alcohol. But just a totally cow dung. Follows people around. | Smokes on her favorite cheap cigarettes and cause her like a chimney. That explains the 4 and 6. Maybe even point 3. |
| Acts like an opinion leader. And stupid followers just worship her. | Acts / tries to be an opinion leader but fails miserably to do so. Only her pariah doggie boy follows the owner. |
| Borrower. E.g. clothes
| Thief. E.g. stealing clothes from shops. |
| Cheapskate.
| Just pretend to be rich. |
| Kiasu.
| Kiasi. |


